Lazlo's Laws

  1. This restaurant is run for the enjoyment and satisfaction of our guests, not the convenience of the staff or the owners.
  2. Everything on our menu is painstakingly created from scratch, because homemade food just tastes better. Not many restaurants do that anymore. We think you deserve it.
  3. Any place that calls itself a brewery had better serve a great beer. We offer the freshest and best tasting beers in town, brewed with the finest ingredients available. No preservatives here!
  4. Any place that calls itself a grill ought to be able to cook a burger or a steak perfectly. If yours isn't right, please let us know, we'll correct it right away.
  5. All our meat is grilled over a live fire of hickory wood, yielding unequaled flavor.
  6. All our steaks are USDA Choice, Omaha Steaks® aged 21 days for maximum tenderness.
  7. Our burgers are made from 100% pure chuck, ground fresh right here in our kitchen.
  8. We buy only fresh fish flown in daily, to serve as our seafood specials.
  9. We do not automatically add a gratuity on to parties of any size, unless you ask us to. We prefer to earn our tips.
  10. Absolutely nobody should leave here upset or disappointed. If we fail to satisfy you, for any reason whatsoever, we want to know. The staff and owners are here to listen and help. That’s what we get paid for.